by Ted Segers
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Overall Score: 3.08
★★★★★
Unleaded Regal Brew by Ted Segers delivers a straightforward nonalcoholic option that mirrors the light beer experience, though it doesn’t exactly push boundaries.
Packaging
Ted Segers boasts, “the beer made by alcoholics, for alcoholics,” and this cheeky slogan hooked me right away. The can’s design features a rugged mustachioed man—presumably Segers himself—surrounded by a deer and a moose, solidifying that outdoorsy vibe.
Look
I’m pretty sure this beer hasn’t seen the inside of a glass before, but here goes nothing. It pours light golden, with little to no head and a hint of puddle water color that’s almost unnoticeable in the photo.
Smell
The aroma is nearly nonexistent, save for a faint whiff of “cheap light beer” that gently nudges your nose.
Mouthfeel
The mouthfeel is super light with medium carbonation, making it easy to gulp down without a second thought.
Taste
It is what it is: a light beer trying to copy the classic light beer taste. Perfect for those laid-back hangouts when you want to crack a cold one with friends without the buzz.
Final Verdict
If you’re hunting for a nonalcoholic stand-in for Miller Lite, Unleaded Regal Brew fits the bill just fine. It’s nothing groundbreaking, but it serves its purpose.
