Lager

by Stella Artois Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 3.83 This is a well-crafted European-style lager that might actually outshine the original. Crisp, clean, and surprisingly full of character. Packaging Classic Stella branding. Clean, recognizable, and timeless. It doesn’t try too hard—and it doesn’t need to. Look Looks great in a glass and just […]

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Pistachio Cream Ale

by Indeed Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 3.20 My first ever NA on tap—not my favorite beer, but it’ll always hold a special place for that reason alone. Can Art I had this on tap, and I don’t think it’s available in cans. So, no points awarded (or taken away) here. Look Looks

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LITE

by Athletic Brewing Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 2.67 The liquid version of C-SPAN: I’m sure it’s for somebody, but not me. Can Art Super boring. It looks like Athletic’s version of a MIller Lite ca….wait, maybe that’s intentional. Look Nails the style. Light golden, crystal clear, little head to speak of, and

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IPA

by Alesmith Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 3.33 Alesmith NA IPA is a solid, drinkable, unspectacular beer. It delivers exactly what you’d expect from a nonalcoholic American IPA—nothing more, nothing less. Can Art Aesthetically appealing but pretty basic. It looks clean and well-designed, but nothing about it really stands out. Look Don’t let

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Galactic Milk Stout

by Big Drop Brewing Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 3.83 This is a rock-solid stout that delivers on all the key elements—deep roasted malt, rich chocolate, and a smooth, satisfying sip. For an NA stout, it comes impressively close to the real deal. Can Art It has a big drop on it. Moving

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Just the Haze IPA

by Samuel Adams Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 2.80 This beer has an identity crisis. It calls itself a hazy, but deep down, it’s all juicy. Can Art Boring. The Samuel Adams brand leans a little stodgy, and that carries through to this design. Nothing offensive, just uninspired. Look A rich golden color

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Nialas IPA

by Summit Brewing Co. Overall Score: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 2.50 Summit Brewing’s Nialas IPA looks the part. It just doesn’t taste like it. Can Art Kinda cool! Similar vibe to the Summit Nialas Latitude, with a design that reflects its Minnesota roots—lakes, trees, and an outdoorsy feel. Look Pretty Damn. Good. Crystal clear,

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Nah Helles Test2

Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 3.50 “Get ready for a nonalcoholic experience that steals the color but not the excitement—meet Mexican Style Copper by Athletic Brewing. Packaging Let’s get one thing straight: the packaging is a snooze-fest. Pale yellow and bland—nothing about it screams “Mexican” or piques your interest. You’ll be hard-pressed to

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Original

by Clausthaler Overall Score: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 1.80 File this under “I drank it so you don’t have to.” Can Art Ignoring the fact that green glass is a terrible choice for beer due to how much light it lets in, the bottle itself looks fine. It has the classic European light lager

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Nialas Latitude

by Summit Brewing Co. Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 2.83 Summit Brewing’s Nialas Latitude Lager is a bit of an oddball. It’s enjoyable in its own way, but if you’re expecting a traditional lager, you might be in for a surprise. Can Art The design is fun and summery—there’s a guy holding a

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