by Peroni Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 3.17 Nastro Azzurro 0.0 by Peroni is a nonalcoholic beer that aims to capture the essence of a traditional European lager, and it does, for better and worse. Packaging The packaging is a dead ringer for the classic Peroni, proudly displaying its 0.0% ABV. It’s sleek, […]
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by Tourtel Overall Score: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 2.33 Analc0lica by Tourtel is a nonalcoholic attempt that leaves much to be desired. Packaging Let’s get this out of the way: the packaging is about as thrilling as staring at a blank wall. The label is dull, and the green bottle screams “”skunky beer”” before
by Birra Moretti Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 3.33 Zero by Birra Moretti is a solid choice for anyone searching for a nonalcoholic IPA that channels the classic European lager vibe. Packaging I’m a fan of the old man on the label. It’s classic Moretti, and it just wouldn’t feel right without him.
by Blue Moon Overall Score: ★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ 2.33 Looks like a Blue Moon, smells kind of like one, but the taste just isn’t there. A swing and a miss on what could have been a solid NA option. Packaging No mistaking it—it’s a Blue Moon. Swaps out the navy for a white
by Bauhaus Brew Labs Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 3.50 This helles-style lager is a smooth, easygoing drinker. It’s not trying to be complex—and honestly, it doesn’t need to be. Can Art A bit underwhelming. The design is forgettable, but the name “Nah” is at least a clever nod to its nonalcoholic roots.
by Stella Artois Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 3.83 This is a well-crafted European-style lager that might actually outshine the original. Crisp, clean, and surprisingly full of character. Packaging Classic Stella branding. Clean, recognizable, and timeless. It doesn’t try too hard—and it doesn’t need to. Look Looks great in a glass and just
by Indeed Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 3.20 My first ever NA on tap—not my favorite beer, but it’ll always hold a special place for that reason alone. Can Art I had this on tap, and I don’t think it’s available in cans. So, no points awarded (or taken away) here. Look Looks
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by Athletic Brewing Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 2.67 The liquid version of C-SPAN: I’m sure it’s for somebody, but not me. Can Art Super boring. It looks like Athletic’s version of a MIller Lite ca….wait, maybe that’s intentional. Look Nails the style. Light golden, crystal clear, little head to speak of, and
by Alesmith Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ 3.33 Alesmith NA IPA is a solid, drinkable, unspectacular beer. It delivers exactly what you’d expect from a nonalcoholic American IPA—nothing more, nothing less. Can Art Aesthetically appealing but pretty basic. It looks clean and well-designed, but nothing about it really stands out. Look Don’t let
by Big Drop Brewing Overall Score: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ 3.83 This is a rock-solid stout that delivers on all the key elements—deep roasted malt, rich chocolate, and a smooth, satisfying sip. For an NA stout, it comes impressively close to the real deal. Can Art It has a big drop on it. Moving
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